Bill Clinton Monica Lewinsky

Wild Bill Clinton had them rocking in their seats in Toronto Canada during a $1,000 a plate Jewish fund raiser.

Wild Bill even did his best John Wayne imitation by saying "If Iraq came across the Jordan River, I would grab a rifle and get in the trench and fight and die." Yeah sure Bubba... And you did not have sexual relations with that woman Monica Lewinsky.

Mr. Clinton, already famous for his military "prowess," might want to reflect on the fact that another country he's somewhat familiar with has already been attacked by the militant forces of Islam. And it wasn't the Jordan river that was crossed, it was the Hudson and the Potomac.

Ah, but no matter. If Billy wants to "fight the good fight," it's very likely he would be more effective with an M-16 and a couple of clips than he was commanding the most lethal fighting force in the history of the planet. Chances are good that he would hit something more threatening than an aspirin factory.

Sign him up, I say. Put him through basic, where he can shed a couple of those Big-Macs, and send him wherever he wants to go. An Army of one, barreling across the desert full of spitfire and determination.

Just watch your daughters when he's home on leave. You know how some girls can't resist a man in uniform.

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"I did not have ?
relations with that woman,
Monica Lewinsky"

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"I am willing to die fighting
the Islamic Terrorists"

Go take an enema Bill ...
to cleanse your brain