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Exclusive News Slipped out and into Karnuki's Korner
The DemoRats have hired the vast prediction
skills of Karnuki the Ever Magnificent to gain the edge on the Republicans. Little do they
know that Karnuki has a silver filling in his molar that acts as a transmitter.
Our tech experts built a special receiver to listen in as Karnuki aids the sneaky liberal
pinko DemoRats.
Karnuki's Hat supplied by the Osama Bin Laden Collection as seen in the Clit-ton Library
in B.J. Arkansas |
Little did the public know that "Babba the Nose" lost her voice
due to repeated screaming at the top of her lungs about Conservatives who were criticizing
DemoRat Bubba Clit for his sexual escapades. (Many say she was jealous that she didn't get
the chance to slobber over Bubba's love tool. Doctors said there was no cure for her vocal
loss, until The Magnificent One was called upon.
After months of grueling training and continuous Babba snorts and disgusting mucous nasal
drips, the Great One's magic took hold. Karnuki The Ever Magnifico... taught Babba
Strisemud to sing out of her nose. We would never have known, but for the
fact that a DemocRat operative captured her unbelievable nasal singing exercises on hidden
camera during a private rehearsal and sold it on the internet. EXCLUSIVE PHOTO
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The DemoRat operative who took the photos... also stole the magic exercises from Karnuki's
secret safe hidden under his toilet. He practiced the vocal exercises to prepare for an
upcoming vocal audition for Michael Moore's new broadway play "Bush Hairs". But
woe was to the DemoRat sneak. His nose swelled so large that it engulfed his entire head
and he suffocated to death. His widow couldn't afford the expensive cargo sized coffin to
bury him. When Babba heard about it, she paid 6 illegal aliens with a 72 El Camino to have
him buried on the grounds of the Clit-ton Library in B.J. Arkansas. Now how nice a jesture
is that? |
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We will never forget
Election Fiasco 2000 |
KARNUKI PREDICTS - A liberal female senator will have a
sex change. It'll run for President. It's previous husband was known for his sexual
escapades and to get a name change... it will marry a transexual on Saturday Night Live
While consulting with Karnuki...DemoRat Senator Tortollini-ala-celli soiled his expensive
pants, which were given to him as a bribe for political favors. Bribed Bobo was told by
the Magnificent One that he should change his name on the ballots and seek advice from the
"Slick Meister" Bubba to circumvent Election Laws. Bobo was so delighted that he
knelt and kissed Karnaks inner thigh. Karnuki inexcusably passed gas in Bobo's face. We
had to listen back a dozen times to the transmission to be sure...and we are! Bobo
actually asked Karnak, "Can you bless me again?" Karnuki was able to oblige him
again and again... as he had just consumed a huge meal of beans and broccoli. |
EXCLUSIVE-
DemoRats have been consulting with Karnuki continuously. They were desperate about the
high poll showings that President Bush was receiving after the 911 Terrorists Attacks and
were looking for future predictions and means to topple Bushs popularity. Karnuki kept
advising the DumDems to be honest and the public would notice their turn around. In front
of the Great One they appeared to agree...but behind his back...the Demorats had another
plan.
While Karnuki was on vacation in Afganhistan, the DemoRats "special stealth
team" broke into Karnaks House and stole ideas.
One was a Flag Design.
Karnuki had designed a flag that he named "The Magic Flag". The DemoRats knew
they needed magic so they stole the Magic Flag design and replaced the US flag in their
headquarters with their New Flag.
Karnuki's Pink and Pea Green Magic Flag was meant for a puppet and magic show.
The New DemoRat Liberal Pinko Flag has not yet produced the magic for the Dems as they had
hoped. Demorat Tommy D even used the colors on the Senate Floor. He wore a matching Pea
Green Suit and a Pink tie. When Tommy D wet his pea green pants during an outburst about
protecting Saddham and insulting Bush ....no one noticed caused the wet stain blended so
well. The DemoRats have given their flag design to Coffee Anal who flies it it his private
bathroom at a brothel near the United Nations.
Update - DemoRats are still beserk and
continue to pay for help from Karnuki. The DumDems are still attempting to use all means
to change the law and bash President Bush. They even sent Karnak on a paid trip to Iraq to
vacation with Saddham and sneak aroung and read Husseins mind.
Karnuki reported that Sad-ham thought about food continuously...like eating Big Macs laced
with pork rinds, Sad-ham also spent most of his time mixing chemicals and shooting people
who walked by his palace ... for target practice. Karnuki said Sad-ham had a dozen play
toys in different Palace basements. He said they were about 200 feet long and looked like
rockets with warheads filled with gas. The DemoRats excitedly told Karnuki, "We know
about them, don't mention them to anyone else, Sad-ham uses them on the Fourth of July
just like we do here." Everyone has a right to pass gas, they said.
Karnuki told the Dems that Sad-hams Defense Minister kept praising the U.S. DemocRats...
over an over again... for telling the American public how wrong the Bad Bush was when he
said they had weapons of mass destruction.
DemoRats are now consulting on a way to get Sad-ham and his aides to vote in the Elections
in the US.
Names and events have been changed to protect the guilty
Karnuki's Hat supplied by the Osama Bin Laden Collection in the Clit-ton Library in
B.J.Arkansas.
If you can't beat them dems...you can at least laugh at them dems. That's what the
spineless Republicans seem to do. |
