Liberal Democrats

Are you a Liberal Mentally Insane Pinko DemocRat ....or NOT??? Take the Test Below
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YOU ARE - A LIBERAL MENTALLY AND MORALLY INSANE PINKO DEMOCRAT:
If you support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent. In other words you are against capital punishment but pro abortion on demand.

If you believe that the same public elementary school teacher, who can't teach students how to read, is qualified to teach those same kids "sex education" and how to put a condom on a cucumber

If you believe the AIDS virus is only spread by a lack of government funding and not by having anal sex.

If you believe that gender roles are artificial but being gay is natural.

If you believe pornography is a constutional right but Religion is not.

If you believe that public homosexual parades displaying drags, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and public manger scenes at Christmas, crosses in schools, the Ten Commandments in public should be constitutionally banned

If you believe that timber workers don't care about nature, but enviromental activists care when they can hide steel rods in uncut trees hoping to seriously injure the lumberjacks.

If you believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of the Chinese.

If you believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the brilliance of the Sun, and more affected by driving gasoline propelled vehicles.

If you believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas aren't.

If you want to ban second hand smoke but legalize marijuana.

If you believe Ted Kennedy is truthful because he waited 9 hours to report his car accident while Mary Joe suffocated in the car under the water. He made the first 16 phone calls to everyone but the police (during the nine hours) and the body could not be autopsied because his aides had it removed to Pennsylvania from Massachusetts.